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Short Tag Line:
Take a look and read our profile. You might be interested in us someday.
I/We are looking for
NOTE: We have a long profile so read it. We want to put it all out on the table, so you don't have to guess or have to ask certain things. Look at profiles with little information and you just have to guess on what type of cpl or person they are. We save you the trouble by writing it out for you. If you read it all, then kudos to you and your partner. Also, are you a looker or real? We find many profiles who have been on here for many years without a cert. There are talkers and walkers. Those who talk the walk and those who walk the walk. We are REAL!!
IF YOU WRITE US FIRST...OPEN ALL OF YOUR GALLERIES PLZ...THX!! IF WE SEND YOU PICS, IT IS ONLY FAIR TO SEE ALL OF YOUR GALLERIES AS WELL. If we are attracted to you we will for sure open all of our galleries for view.
This profile is written in the form of both of us. Mr OKC_CPL screens here on SLS and I (Mrs)screen in person. So don't feel offended when meeting for the first time if I have never seen you before prior to meeting since I don't get on here much these days. I trust my husband on the quality of those he contacts and will look prior on here before meeting.
We are open to mostly soft swap, but full swap is definitely on the table with the right couple.
Love to find a FEMALE to play with us on Mondays during the mid-day at least once or twice a month.
If we all get along and cert you, please do so in return. We find many cpls who are willing to take the cert, but not dish it out. Can never figure out why they do that. People read certs to get an idea of the type of cpl you are and we will cert you if we met. Even if we didn't click.
If you message us and we send a reply back saying "we didn't feel an attraction", it doesn't mean that we are stuck up or being mean. We BOTH have to be attracted to the female/couple. Sometimes we can be just good friends if there is no attraction and we have a lot of non-sexual friends in this LS. Still love to have exclusive friends/single female.
NOTE TO THOSE WHO RECOGNIZE US HERE....... IF YOU ARE SITTING THERE THINKING OMG I KNOW THEM, think about what led you to this site, so if you like, you can say hello or you can live in silence and keep your mouth shut when you want to tell others so bad who you found on here.
The Mrs don't care how big your unit is, but how well it is used during play. If you say you are HOT you may not be in our eyes so let others determine that. Anything sexual you say you are good at, let us determine how good.....lol.
Men....shave that back (shoulders too), crack, and sack (pubs also or at least trim them back) hair!! Ape men are not welcome for play. Chest hair is ok. If you can't make her laugh and be funny around her she will look at you as boring....even if you are good looking. Women we like bald or trimmed real well.
We love to dance and dirty dancing is a must if dancing in public. Turns us on and does so for others watching. So let's give then a show!!!
We are looking to have great social times. We would like to have a couple to join us for drinks on our back porch or yours on Saturday nights (with advance notice with warmer weather) and get to know us, and if all click down the road make things happen for pleasure (don't rush it and let it play out on it's own). We like to meet a cpl and single female to be exclusive with (good luck on that, right?), but that is hard to find these days. NOTE: If we can find a female to play with that means all 3 of us play and my man will be playing and not watching (well, maybe the first 3 to 5 mins). That means double the pleasure for you!!
NOT LOOKING FOR:
BI or BI CURIOUS MEN!!!! YIKES!!
-Bad Breath so floss the night prior and chew gum or suck on mints
-Single males
-Fakes (been on SLS for a few yrs without a cert) No certs to us means you are a "looker" and not players.
-Those who want to hook-up on the first meeting. We might make an exception.
-Drug users---the kind that lands you in jail!!!!!
-Cpls who don't like to kiss to spark the mood. Kiss means anywhere on the body and not just the lips.
-Boring people
-Women who only have an interest with this female half (you have to play with both of us) Girls....if you don't included him up front you will get "trumped" with a "no-go" situation.
-Men...if you are in your 50's and look like old Grandpa or reliving your hippy days (all grey and lots of wrinkles in the face), then more than likely the Mrs won't be interested.
-Weight/Age: it is ok to fib on both with us, but not by 8 to 10 yrs and saying you are less in weight is ok by us, but don't go to crazy with the lie by 20 lbs. We know we all vary in weight month-to-month and can accept that because we too vary from season to season. We do look at pics and can tell just by looking if you are fibbing. Just be honest with us, but a LITTLE white lie on age/weight won't be a deal breaker.
Describe Yourself:
I am Bi-Friendly, but love men for the main meal!! Mr is sooooo straight, so don't go there if you are not.
We are very social type of people and if we go to a club we tend to say hello to strangers because we remember our first few times in a LS club and being shy. If you do end up being a good friend we will go out of our way to help in a time of need (non-sexual).
- We don't trade pics if you can't unlock ALL of your galleries on SLS first.
We are average people and real...we do have certs. Been in the lifestyle on and off for the last 9 yrs. We are not fast players, but take our time making friends. We are slow to meet due to a teenager at home, so bare with us. We are real and fun to be around with even if there isn't a sexual encounter. We have been out of the LS for awhile since we moved to GA, so we will feel like virgins again, so when meeting us don't rush if you expect something on the first few meetings. We will let you know if we are ready for playtime, but we must feel you out on the personal side of things first......some real weirdos out there who show their true colors after a few meetings.
My man works out 6 times a week, but he don't have a 6-pak as he says,so expect to find a strong body of muscle. I work out also, but my ta-tas and bootie speak for themselves.
We love to dance, fishing on your boat (want to try some Salt Water fishing some day), skinny dipping in your pool, and sitting on your back porch having a few drinks at night. We can't entertain at our place due to a teenager at home, unless she is gone.
We don't use drugs and only hang with those who hate drugs. We are STD free so CONDOMS are a must and both of us have been "snipped". Men...if you think you can sneak it off of you, expect an ASS beating. Safe sex is an always!!!
Foreplay is a must and we like to kiss to set the mood. We like to have fun so don't be a bump on a log when meeting or playing. If we say "no" to something and you get mad, we will re-evaluate the friendship and we will respect your "no's" as well.
We left many good close friends back in OK and hope we can find the same quality in GA.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
Single female (F/M/F) and MF/MF or a female half of a cpl who likes to play with cpls on the side with your hubby's permission, of course. We have had a few encounters in the past (too long ago) and miss them. Do we ever!!! We feel like newbies once again.
We like body rub downs (a must to break the ice) and they also feel good for all.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We do like to watch a little porn to heat things up sometimes, but ask first before you whip out your favorite porn collection. If you want to play, please start before Mid-night because we get tired around 10 pm most nights.
If you read all of this so far and feel a match, give us a hoot via e-mail. Sorry for the book of a profile, but now you won't have to ask us a lot of questions, but do so if we left out something, which we are sure we have for many folks on here.
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